If only there was a way to tap that wonderful resource... it would have saved these guys a lot of embarrassment.
HAHAHAHA, this is what happens when people can't think on their feet, the little things just snowball. This happens occasionally at my work now they have got rid of all their experienced staff.
I dunno, paying £1000, waiting 2 hours and having it with warm beer makes a just a bad sausage seem alright.