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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Weetabix, Nov 17, 2013.

Pubes

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Weetabix, Nov 17, 2013.

  1. Weetabix

    Weetabix Staff Member Tagged Donator

    Serious thread. Just what are a man's options here? I took a risk yesterday and shaved em off with my Gillette Fusion, as my genitals had all but disappeared in what can only be described as a thatch. My jockey's license has now been revoked. Where's the middle ground and what tools are available to achieve it?
  2. SexyHyde

    SexyHyde Tagged

    Well, as a teenager of 14/15 I had the idea of shaving the downstairs. I can't recall the exact reason but porn or overhearing some fit chick saying it would improve my getting laid chances probably was the spark for it. With the wispy curls removed I spent the next week shuffling around completing the four rounds of paper delivery a day while wincing and scratching my insanely itchy pubic bush. A year or two later and I had convinced myself that I had imagined the excruciating itchy agony and shaving my bush would bring me magical sex powers. Once again a week or two of itchy wincy shuffling undid all the attempts of being a sexy sophisticated young man.
    This led me to take an oath of never shaving again. I have a small pair or scissors to tame any wilderness
  3. Saundie

    Saundie Prototype Staff Member Tagged

    It's a trap!
  4. MG

    MG Staff Member Tagged Donator

    I used to totally shave mine twice a year but now only do my nackers and keep my pubes short by using a nasal trimmer!
  5. Weetabix

    Weetabix Staff Member Tagged Donator

    No. Just no. The possible consequences are life changing.

    A (dedicated) electric trimmer is an option. As for styles, there's not really a lot of choice. Think I'll try the lion's mane when it grows back.

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  6. SexyHyde

    SexyHyde Tagged

    I've got two kids and am practically married, it's served it's purpose. It's just dead weight now. In all seriousness it's not that dangerous. It's not like I'm blindly hacking with wreckless abandon.
  7. GFiSH

    GFiSH Staff Member Tagged Donator

    As long as you don't shave a downward arrow into the hair above your ass crack I don't see a problem.
  8. MG

    MG Staff Member Tagged Donator

    He's already done that.
  9. Weetabix

    Weetabix Staff Member Tagged Donator

    Nah, got that in a nice plat.
  10. Itchy

    Itchy Tagged

    No 4 alover keeps em cool
  11. Opus Relinque

    Opus Relinque Newbie

    If it only takes a small pair of scissors to lose john Thomas, then something is terribly wrong :p
    DragonSVD likes this.
  12. F1lthyrich

    F1lthyrich Tagged

    Best results that dont itch is one of the hair removal creams like Veet for men, but you have to be really careful with the timings or get a burn akin to sunburn on them. Last for a few weeks and girls love to put smooth plums in their mouth, so its win win.
    Worst part is the dying fly position while waiting for the 5 mins to go
    lol


    Follow on benefit is that once youve done it you can easily encourage her to follow suit for smooth fun
  13. DragonSVD

    DragonSVD Professional Target Staff Member Tagged

    Ok, when this was first posted I was not going to jump in.

    Well things in my life changed. I threw away the conservative ways that my parents and society taught me. I ended up going to a sauna here in Czech. Well first off, no bathing suits allowed. Mixed men and women. Most very naked. Sure you can wrap a towel or sheet around you but most don't in the various saunas and some don't bother even when walking around. This is Czech and nudity isn't a big deal. I ended up being asked to lay my towel down because I was dripping to much by a guy leading a ceremonial deal in a packed finish sauna with about 40 people. So I stood up and took off the towel while everyone was watching, including my sister-in-law who had just entered the room. Well I guess I am over my inhibitions now, and she did climb into a hot tub naked in front of me so I guess it is all good now :)

    One thing I observed, of the 100+ naked Czech ladies I saw naked in one day, only 4 were not shaved. Even the older 50+ ladies were shaved! My wife says everyone shaves here.

    Next, 95% of the guys were groomed well. From almost no hair to the majority with a close cut.

    Well, I now have joined the tanks of the close cut, but my wife says it doesn't matter, she didn't even notice which I guess isn't a good sign. She did say she would be very angry if I touched my chest hair.

    D.
  14. BuIIyBeef

    BuIIyBeef Tagged

    Not quite off topic but MiNi is 17 today!! :)
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  15. abgabba

    abgabba Tagged

    hahah, great thread to mention this, bully :D
  16. BenXXX

    BenXXX Newbie

    Haha thats just wrong Bully! :talktothehand: Happy Birthday MiNi though!
  17. Ralthen

    Ralthen Tagged

    lol Bully whats mini gonna say when he sees this

    Happy Birthday Mini :thumbup: